How I spent my time at Pompeii today
That is the only way to spend time in Pompeii
This bachelorette party is going to be the death of me. My liver already hurts…
i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves
Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be
Everyone in the house is yelling at each other…why do I come home again?
My roommate never takes very long showers. But what she DOES do is add a 45-minute beauty regiment on at the end, thus occupying the bathroom for about an hour.
My bladder has been pushed to great limits this past year…